The fools in the corporate ladder
Posted: 2013-03-10 04:14
You know, many (not all) IT-administrators are complete fools. Total control freaks. (Add CEOs, marketing and salesmen to that list too by the way) Specially those who tell systemsdevelopers how to do their job. Just because they know how to create some user in Active fucking Directory, they think they know it all! I mean, what gives them the right to tell the developer how to do things when they are not the ones doing the developing?
Funny thing is, many bosses listen to them. Bosses love to listen to IT-administrators, marketing retards and salesmen. All the bitching and moaning are reserved for the developer! When business go south, who do you think they cut down first? Yeah, you guessed it! Developers! Job insecurity galore! Why do you think they like "young" developers? Because young people can be conned more easily! They will suck the boss's balls day and night much easier than someone who done 20 years of logic. It's a lot harder to get that senior developer to suck the boss's balls and cram bullshit down his throat, you can take that to the bank!
Hey you bastards, how about getting a job as a developer FIRST... spend 20 fucking years of your life coding... and THEN... and ONLY THEN... will you earn the right to give advice to a developer.
I mean, these idiot IT-administrators don't make a living doing development, that's not how they earn they sallary so why do bosses take advice from these idiots? Maybe that's why there is such a shortage of programmers lately, so much so that they have to make such disgusting videos like this one:
(WARNING, the following video will make you sick to your stomach for weeks if you are a developer.)
"Starring Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, will.i.am, Chris Bosh, Jack Dorsey, Tony Hsieh, Drew Houston, Gabe Newell, Ruchi Sanghvi, Elena Silenok, Vanessa Hurst, and Hadi Partovi. Directed by Lesley Chilcott."
I will continue to code... but not for you! Not for your corporations! You will not be able to find great coders like in the 80s and the 90s! Coding is a calling. You cannot sell it by paying some basketball player or a fucking rapper trying to sell programming... "will.i.am"? REALLY? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK! Lying pieces of shit just taken some cash from who knows who and doing an advertisement to con people into programming. Allow me to laugh! HAH!
Oh I know that you don't hear a lot from us, the developers... those silent types... you know, true devs who just keep making their fists in their pocket and don't say nothing... but we know... we sure know that all of you corporate bastards are suffering... we know you are worried like hell... that is why you have to sink so low, to create such low class disgusting "advertisement". What do you take us for? Fools? We might be silent but we are no fools! WE SEE. WE KNOW. Logic is all we do, day in and day out. You can go to hell all of you filthy, degenerate corporate motherfuckers! ...and shove all of your "apps" and your prison "walled gardens" where the sun don't shine!
YES, WE SEE!
Funny thing is, many bosses listen to them. Bosses love to listen to IT-administrators, marketing retards and salesmen. All the bitching and moaning are reserved for the developer! When business go south, who do you think they cut down first? Yeah, you guessed it! Developers! Job insecurity galore! Why do you think they like "young" developers? Because young people can be conned more easily! They will suck the boss's balls day and night much easier than someone who done 20 years of logic. It's a lot harder to get that senior developer to suck the boss's balls and cram bullshit down his throat, you can take that to the bank!
Hey you bastards, how about getting a job as a developer FIRST... spend 20 fucking years of your life coding... and THEN... and ONLY THEN... will you earn the right to give advice to a developer.
I mean, these idiot IT-administrators don't make a living doing development, that's not how they earn they sallary so why do bosses take advice from these idiots? Maybe that's why there is such a shortage of programmers lately, so much so that they have to make such disgusting videos like this one:
(WARNING, the following video will make you sick to your stomach for weeks if you are a developer.)
"Starring Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, will.i.am, Chris Bosh, Jack Dorsey, Tony Hsieh, Drew Houston, Gabe Newell, Ruchi Sanghvi, Elena Silenok, Vanessa Hurst, and Hadi Partovi. Directed by Lesley Chilcott."
I will continue to code... but not for you! Not for your corporations! You will not be able to find great coders like in the 80s and the 90s! Coding is a calling. You cannot sell it by paying some basketball player or a fucking rapper trying to sell programming... "will.i.am"? REALLY? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK! Lying pieces of shit just taken some cash from who knows who and doing an advertisement to con people into programming. Allow me to laugh! HAH!
Oh I know that you don't hear a lot from us, the developers... those silent types... you know, true devs who just keep making their fists in their pocket and don't say nothing... but we know... we sure know that all of you corporate bastards are suffering... we know you are worried like hell... that is why you have to sink so low, to create such low class disgusting "advertisement". What do you take us for? Fools? We might be silent but we are no fools! WE SEE. WE KNOW. Logic is all we do, day in and day out. You can go to hell all of you filthy, degenerate corporate motherfuckers! ...and shove all of your "apps" and your prison "walled gardens" where the sun don't shine!
YES, WE SEE!