Have you ever found something really badly designed? Something which obscurity of its functions makes it hard to understand its use? Something almost unusable to a point it would drive you mad using it too often? Perhaps, a fool's design? Then you have come to the right place. Post your findings here and help making the world a saner place.
Seriously, if I didn't know that was real I would guess that it is an April Fools gag, or, some MetroTard at NeoWin 'shopped a mockup for his Santa Claus wishlist.